New Parent: Trials & Tribulations of the First Born

This blog is dedicated to uncovering the myths and misinformation that confront the new parent at every turn. We will closely examine instances and accidents to bring you, dear reader, a concise look at how expections meet reality, and how we deal with it in our usual suave and sophisticated manner. Have a question you'd like investigated? Send us a comment, and we'll dedicate our investigative team to an exhaustive (quite literally) search for the truth!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Just Like Mom and Dad

Once again we explore the not-so-complex particulars of our daughter’s digestive system. This is a subject the baby books do cover in great length:
The digestive system exclamations that frequently explode from a newborn’s tiny bottom, at least as emphatically as the grown-up variety, can be unsettling—and sometimes embarrassing—to parents. But, like explosive bowel movements, they are perfectly normal (Murkoff, Heidi, Arlene Eisenberg, Sandee Hathaway. What to Expect the First Year, Workman Publishing, Inc., 2003).
However, it’s still surprising—not the frequency our child “makes wind” or the incredible adult-like volume, but our reaction. We cheer her on, exclaiming after each outburst: “that’s my girl!” or “good one!” and sometimes “was that you or Penny?”

Of course, we’re more discreet in polite company, but still just as proud that her five-week-old digestive track is functioning so…so…audibly.


In spite of any flatulence, Penny is “passed” around at a recent family gathering:



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